There are two sides to every story, his side.....and THE TRUTH.

-Unknown

Wine is to women, as duct tape is to men, it fixes everything.

-Uknown

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE and MEN! Some things are just better rich.

-Uknown

I'm not lazy, I'm highly motivated to do nothing.

- FunnySociety.com

I am who I am. Your approval isn't needed.

-Uknown

Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.

-Ralph Bus

It is hard to be a woman. You must think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl and work like a horse.

-Uknown

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

-Dr Seuss

Wine is the answer. What was the question?

-Uknown

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

-Uknown

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

-Uknown

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.

-Uknown

A day without sunshine is like you know.....night.

-Steve Martin

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else.

-Uknown

A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local swimming pool. I left and came back with a glass of water.

-Uknown

What you eat in private you will wear in public.

-Uknown

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband!

-Uknown